Ben Konop is still working hard to get every last vote he can to put himself into one of the 2 top spots to be the next mayor of this great city. Like many of the candidates Mr. Konop is spending his day going door to door making sure people are getting out to vote. However, some interesting situations have arisen during this clutch time of the election.
“I got him to clean up the dog poop in my yard if I promised to vote for him.” Becky DeFoe of East Toledo said.
Other errands have included returning the Waldorf’s Tupperware from the University of Toledo tailgate this past weekend for Michelle Malsby and getting a cup of sugar for Mrs. Palicki because she needed it to finish her famous snicker doodles.
“He’s a man of the people” Mrs. Palicki stated “but if he don't get back here pretty soon with that sugar Opal is getting my vote next week.” Upon being informed that the primary election was today she replied
“That’s too bad I have plans this afternoon. I will let him know when he comes back. Does that mean I have to pay him now?”
With his eyes squinted as if he was staring directly at the sun Mr. Konop said.
"I have full faith and trust in the people of Toledo to do what's right and to vote for me. I have spent many hours on Facebook late at night after the bars, making stupid youtube videos, disrespecting the American flag and going door to door this campaign and I know it will pay off. Plus my mom just took me school shopping for new clothes so even if I don't win I still have a bunch of new clothes, which is waaaaay cool".
Make sure to get out there and vote once or twice today!
Make sure to get out there and vote once or twice today!
Remember: “If you don’t vote… you can’t bitch”
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