West Toledo:
James MacRitchie is set to arrive back in Toledo around 5pm this evening, coming from his “totally awesome” loft in downtown Chicago. MacRitchie or J-Mac as he was known in the halls of Ottawa Hills High School has already texted the rest of his douchebag friends and told them to meet him at Arnies at 5:30 because it’s “On like Donkey Kong”
James MacRitchie is set to arrive back in Toledo around 5pm this evening, coming from his “totally awesome” loft in downtown Chicago. MacRitchie or J-Mac as he was known in the halls of Ottawa Hills High School has already texted the rest of his douchebag friends and told them to meet him at Arnies at 5:30 because it’s “On like Donkey Kong”
Arnies a favorite hang out of former Ottawa Hills, St. Francis, St. Johns, Northview and Southview students, with a few Whitmer and Start people thrown in for that trashy flavor is preparing for the influx douchebaggery that occurs every year on this night.
“I love working this night” said Ashley Tisdale (24)
“ I totally can’t wait to see all my friends again, ever since High School I have been bouncing around from bar to bar while the rest of my friends went to school and started careers, so we don’t really have much to talk about but since they will be drinking I will be way more interesting” said Monica Sivillon (29)
Adam Markos (34) a local business man is not looking forward to seeing all of his old “friends” from High School.
“I usually see them once or twice throughout out the year at a golf outing here and there but now I’m going to be stuck with them in a bar for god knows how long and it doesn’t matter where I go these guys are everywhere. I’ll be honest though I love running into the broads that were too good for everyone and now they have a kid or two are divorced and way over weight and now no one wants them. That always brings a smile to my face.” said Adam
Stories of High School and how Arnies “used” to be will likely be flowing throughout the night and culminate in the typical late night walk next door to Taco Bell.
“I love working this night” said Ashley Tisdale (24)
“ I totally can’t wait to see all my friends again, ever since High School I have been bouncing around from bar to bar while the rest of my friends went to school and started careers, so we don’t really have much to talk about but since they will be drinking I will be way more interesting” said Monica Sivillon (29)
Adam Markos (34) a local business man is not looking forward to seeing all of his old “friends” from High School.
“I usually see them once or twice throughout out the year at a golf outing here and there but now I’m going to be stuck with them in a bar for god knows how long and it doesn’t matter where I go these guys are everywhere. I’ll be honest though I love running into the broads that were too good for everyone and now they have a kid or two are divorced and way over weight and now no one wants them. That always brings a smile to my face.” said Adam
Stories of High School and how Arnies “used” to be will likely be flowing throughout the night and culminate in the typical late night walk next door to Taco Bell.
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