Maumee, OH-An area of land once made famous when an army commanded by Anthony Wayne defeated a force of Shawnees and other tribes in the land now know as Maumee, OH, another battle is brewing. While the original battle took place on wooded land known as Fallen Timbers, this Sunday a battle of epic proportions could possibly once again take place in an area appropriately named Arrowhead Park when the Oakland Raiders take on the Kansas City Chiefs.
Spokesperson for the Shawnee nation, Painted Wolf said:
“Every Sunday we come in here and we see these Raider Nation retards dressed up in their spikey shoulder pads, faces painted, and stupid hats cheering for blood from teams that no one else cares about. Hell, two weeks ago some of our colleagues were in BW’s dressed as Browns fans and these retards were screaming in our faces……..the raiders were playing the freaking San Diego Chargers. There is just no helping these people”
A quick survey of the members of the Shawnee Nation revealed that the majority of them are fans of either the Kansas City Chiefs or the Washington Redskins but there are those that are fans of local teams like the Bengals, Browns and Steelers.
“ There are a few of us that are real Browns fans but some of the others just like to dress up like fans to spy on Raider Nation morons. We all put on our good sweatpants, come to the bar and cheer for every single positive play the Browns make. Sometimes we cheer even if they don’t make a positive play but instead don’t do anything really really bad, it helps us blend in more” Said Lil Black Bear (Aka John)
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