Maumee- Local Ohio State Buckeye Fans met this Monday afternoon at Jeds Sports Bar to vote on which excuses they will use during and after the Rose Bowl game to be played on Jan 1st at 5pm.
Jim “one buck nut” McPherson said the group has been getting together to watch Ohio State games for the last 15 years.
“We bounce around from place to place throughout the season, we usually only get to watch a game or two before the restaurant or bar asks us not to come back. I don’t see what the big deal is, we are just really passionate about our football team. So what if it takes 12 guys to spell O-H-I-O”
The group decided to take the recent news of the suspension of two more players from the Buckeyes roster as one of the main reasons as to why a Rose Bowl victory did not happen this year.
“We like to have our excuses ready to go in case any Michigan fans happen to be around and make points about how the Buckeyes aren’t actually as good as we think they are” said McPherson
The group decided on 3 main reasons as to why the Buckeyes will lose along with 5 in-game excuses that will be used in the following way: 1 during the first quarter, 0 during the second quarter, 2 during the third quarter and 2 in the fourth quarter. It was decided by majority decision that all 3rd quarter and 4th quarter excuses will be followed by:
“well.......theres the game” Note: can even be used in the 1st quarter
“God damn it”
“what the Fuuuu”
“Once again, we get fucked by the refs”
“ What kind of call was that? Tressel needs to go”
“At least we beat Michigan”
The 3 main reasons for the Buckeyes future loss are:
Ohio State was playing with half their team
The Refs screwed “us”
O-H-I-O: which really isn’t an excuse but it’s what Buckeye fans yell when they have nothing to say.
A quick poll of this rapid group of Ohio State fans shows the following:
2 are University of Toledo graduates
2 started at Owens but never graduated
4 didn’t graduate high school
3 can’t spell Columbus
1 guy isn’t really an Ohio State fan but met the guys at a bar one time and has just been hanging around them since then.
Jim “one buck nut” McPherson said the group has been getting together to watch Ohio State games for the last 15 years.
“We bounce around from place to place throughout the season, we usually only get to watch a game or two before the restaurant or bar asks us not to come back. I don’t see what the big deal is, we are just really passionate about our football team. So what if it takes 12 guys to spell O-H-I-O”
The group decided to take the recent news of the suspension of two more players from the Buckeyes roster as one of the main reasons as to why a Rose Bowl victory did not happen this year.
“We like to have our excuses ready to go in case any Michigan fans happen to be around and make points about how the Buckeyes aren’t actually as good as we think they are” said McPherson
The group decided on 3 main reasons as to why the Buckeyes will lose along with 5 in-game excuses that will be used in the following way: 1 during the first quarter, 0 during the second quarter, 2 during the third quarter and 2 in the fourth quarter. It was decided by majority decision that all 3rd quarter and 4th quarter excuses will be followed by:
“well.......theres the game” Note: can even be used in the 1st quarter
“God damn it”
“what the Fuuuu”
“Once again, we get fucked by the refs”
“ What kind of call was that? Tressel needs to go”
“At least we beat Michigan”
The 3 main reasons for the Buckeyes future loss are:
Ohio State was playing with half their team
The Refs screwed “us”
O-H-I-O: which really isn’t an excuse but it’s what Buckeye fans yell when they have nothing to say.
A quick poll of this rapid group of Ohio State fans shows the following:
2 are University of Toledo graduates
2 started at Owens but never graduated
4 didn’t graduate high school
3 can’t spell Columbus
1 guy isn’t really an Ohio State fan but met the guys at a bar one time and has just been hanging around them since then.
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