Monday, December 14, 2009

Opal Covey Admits To Affair With Tiger Woods


South Toledo-
In the midst of the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the golf and entire sports world Toledo has was thrown into the mix Monday afternoon. Opal Covey a local woman who has made quite a name for herself over the past few years by running for Mayor has admitted that she too carried on an extensive affair with Tiger Woods. Ms. Covey admitted that back in 2004 she and Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods carried on a sexual affair that lasted approximately 4 months.

In 2004 Mr. Woods was embattled with a number of issues, most of all was his rift with Coach Butch Harmon and a change in his swing that was needed to reduce damage to his already surgically repaired knee. All this, along with his lucid affair with Ms. Covey saw him drop to fourth on the PGA Tour money list.

“During our affair Tiger would always ask me to ask god what he should do during a number of tournaments. He was always second guessing his shots and he actually wanted me to be his caddy for awhile but I told him I couldn't because I had to take care of all these cats” said Ms. Covey

The affair allegedly started when during one of her many conversations with God he told Ms. Covey that Tiger needed some help and he (God) had tapped her as the prophet to resurrect Tigers fledgling career

“God would always tell me that he designed Tiger to be the best golfer in the world and of all time and it just wasn’t working out the way he planned. The big guy can get pretty upset when things don’t go his way, so he told me to do whatever it takes to get Tigers head straight”

When asked about the string of women that Tiger has allegedly been with Ms. Covey said:

“I am not like the rest of those cocktails waitress and porn stars, they were doing the work of the Devil, I am doing the work of God”

The Devil was unavailable for comment.

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