Opal Covey, a recent fixture in Toledo politics and apparently number one on God’s speed dial received a tag on her door today notifying her that her direct line to God has been disconnected. The note was placed some time in the early morning hours of Tuesday and stated
Ms. Covey your line to God has been disconnected, if you need further assistance please dial *666 and ask for Carleton S. Finkbeiner
Ms. Covey has proclaimed in the last two mayoral elections that she had spoken to God and he was directing her to run for Mayor and would inform her on what needs to be done to improve the city of Toledo.
God was unavailable for comment but Heaven Spokesaint St. Peter said:
“ This has just gotten out of hand, normally we don’t mind when people invoke Gods name for their own personal use but when someone like this freak show is calling everyday all day we just have to draw the line somewhere. We are still working on Peace in the Middle East, trying to roll out this H1N1 thing, and we still have at least 3 more earthquakes and 7 other tsunami’s that we have to get to. Myself, God and Jesus all sat down and talked about this and we feel we just need to give her sometime to cool off and get as close to reality as she can and we might re connect the line in the future. Our plate is full with Toledo, OH and in this economy we have to make cuts like everyone else”.
Ms. Covey your line to God has been disconnected, if you need further assistance please dial *666 and ask for Carleton S. Finkbeiner
Ms. Covey has proclaimed in the last two mayoral elections that she had spoken to God and he was directing her to run for Mayor and would inform her on what needs to be done to improve the city of Toledo.
God was unavailable for comment but Heaven Spokesaint St. Peter said:
“ This has just gotten out of hand, normally we don’t mind when people invoke Gods name for their own personal use but when someone like this freak show is calling everyday all day we just have to draw the line somewhere. We are still working on Peace in the Middle East, trying to roll out this H1N1 thing, and we still have at least 3 more earthquakes and 7 other tsunami’s that we have to get to. Myself, God and Jesus all sat down and talked about this and we feel we just need to give her sometime to cool off and get as close to reality as she can and we might re connect the line in the future. Our plate is full with Toledo, OH and in this economy we have to make cuts like everyone else”.
Prophetess Evangelist Opal Covey coming to you again with a message. http://bit.ly/1J9Eq6
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