Sylvania, OH-
In breaking news Chris Mathews a Sophmore at Southview High School has apparently broken up with Jessica Detaon via facebook. Sources close to the couple say that at approximately 11:45pm on Tuesday night Mr. Mathews changed his relationship status to “Single”. This sent shockwaves through the couples 36 mutual friends. Immediatley comments flooded both parties pages. Many expressions of sympathy were sent out to Ms. Detaon while Mr. Mathews was reportedly threatened by the whole JV Cheer Leading Squad.
When reached for comment Mr. Mathews said
“ I don’t see what the big deal is, I mean I never see her much during the summer anyways, I’m usually at the cottage on Devils Lake and she is always hanging around with those wannabe cheerleaders, I mean they aren’t even Varsity for christ sakes, they are one level above Flag Corps”
Ms. Detaon could not be reached for comment but this is reportedly the “End of the world”
In breaking news Chris Mathews a Sophmore at Southview High School has apparently broken up with Jessica Detaon via facebook. Sources close to the couple say that at approximately 11:45pm on Tuesday night Mr. Mathews changed his relationship status to “Single”. This sent shockwaves through the couples 36 mutual friends. Immediatley comments flooded both parties pages. Many expressions of sympathy were sent out to Ms. Detaon while Mr. Mathews was reportedly threatened by the whole JV Cheer Leading Squad.
When reached for comment Mr. Mathews said
“ I don’t see what the big deal is, I mean I never see her much during the summer anyways, I’m usually at the cottage on Devils Lake and she is always hanging around with those wannabe cheerleaders, I mean they aren’t even Varsity for christ sakes, they are one level above Flag Corps”
Ms. Detaon could not be reached for comment but this is reportedly the “End of the world”
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