Toledo,OH- Delaneys Lounge on Alexis Road has announced plans to support and organize six new causes for the upcoming summer season. Jim Delaney who has never met a petition he didn’t like has released the names of causes that he and his committee have decided to support between June and September of 2009. Ban Red Light Cameras, Save The Pandas, Smokers For Kids, Karaoke Reform, Recall Jack Ford, and most recently has taken up the cause of overthrowing the current government in Iran.
Mr. Delaney who has long been seen as a community activist that stands up for the rights of the little guy says he and his team believe these are the causes most important to Toledoans this summer.
” After the team sat down over three cartons of Marlboro Red’s we came up with this list that we think will really impact and drive Toledo this summer, these damn politicians don’t have a clue what is going on and we intend to bring these issues to the forefront and force these morons to face the music” said Delaney
When asked about the committee’s recent decision to support the protesters in Iran Mr. Delaney said
“ Well our damn President sure as hell ain’t gonna say nothing and we feel that the support those Iranians feel from North Toledo will give them the strength to overthrow that Supreme Leader dickhead”
Mr. Delaney’s Committee consists of five members. Tom Watkins- the guy who always sings Journey, Jeff Grabson- the creepy guy at the end of the bar in the cowboy hat, Michael “Sharkey” Dura- resident pool shark, Lynn Payment- bartender and Daniel “Danny Boy” Danielson- former millionaire until he lost everything to the smoking ban even though he has never owned a bar.
When asked what made him qualified as a community activist Mr. Delaney said
“Anyone can be a community activist and I believe I have an advantage because who is better equipped to identify the needs of the community than someone who sits in a dark and smoky bar 24/7, I hear it all from my customers, most have been coming in here everyday for the last 28 years, they really have the pulse of the community”.
Mr. Delaney who has long been seen as a community activist that stands up for the rights of the little guy says he and his team believe these are the causes most important to Toledoans this summer.
” After the team sat down over three cartons of Marlboro Red’s we came up with this list that we think will really impact and drive Toledo this summer, these damn politicians don’t have a clue what is going on and we intend to bring these issues to the forefront and force these morons to face the music” said Delaney
When asked about the committee’s recent decision to support the protesters in Iran Mr. Delaney said
“ Well our damn President sure as hell ain’t gonna say nothing and we feel that the support those Iranians feel from North Toledo will give them the strength to overthrow that Supreme Leader dickhead”
Mr. Delaney’s Committee consists of five members. Tom Watkins- the guy who always sings Journey, Jeff Grabson- the creepy guy at the end of the bar in the cowboy hat, Michael “Sharkey” Dura- resident pool shark, Lynn Payment- bartender and Daniel “Danny Boy” Danielson- former millionaire until he lost everything to the smoking ban even though he has never owned a bar.
When asked what made him qualified as a community activist Mr. Delaney said
“Anyone can be a community activist and I believe I have an advantage because who is better equipped to identify the needs of the community than someone who sits in a dark and smoky bar 24/7, I hear it all from my customers, most have been coming in here everyday for the last 28 years, they really have the pulse of the community”.
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