Perrysburg, OH-In an effort to help patrons pay their bar tabs, both Bar Louie and Fast Fish Blue in Levis Commons, will now have Mortgage Lenders on site each night to offer Home Equity loans. This outstanding idea came to the Managers of these establishments after seeing countless customers go broke after only 1 round of drinks.
“To see the looks on these customers faces when they realize they are out of money is just heartbreaking, we had to do something.”
When asked about this innovative new practice, the following explanation was given:
“In an effort to help people in this struggling economy we felt it was prudent to assist them in financing an evening of drinking. It helps the customers in that they can now afford 3, maybe even 4 rounds of drinks, and of course we are able to make some additional money off them by the way of interest charges on their loans, it’s a win, win for all. And if they don’t pay the loan back we get a new party house for after hours, we’re talking some pretty sweet digs here in Perrysburg. Just ask either of the 2 bartenders, 15-20 minutes from now when they decide to serve you, and they’ll let you know which repossessed house the party is at tonight.”
-Bill Brasky
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