Toledo, OH-
In an exclusive interview with Stephanie Samson (Aka: Sinderella) a stripper at Deja Vu Gentlemans Club, she admits that despite 5 years of telling customers she is just trying to pay for college it was all a lie.
Toledo Onion: So Why the change of heart Stephanie, I'm sorry......Sinderella?
SS: It's ok, you can call me Stephanie, when the lights come on and the glitter comes off I'm just Stephanie the little girl from Sylvania, OH
TO: So why the change of heart?
SS: Well for the last 5 years I feel like I've been living a lie, night after night while grinding against the crotches of numerous married men, dirty bikers, and 18 year old boys that can get wood at the sniff of my white rain shampoo I just feel the need to come clean.
TO: How did you get involved in stripping?
SS: Actually I prefer to call it performing.
TO: Lets be honest.....The Nutcracker is a performance, you're a stripper....continue.
SS: Well one night when I was 18 me and some of my friends (we had fake ID's) went to a bar up on Alexis and they were having a wet T-shirt contest and I entered. It was me, Kathy the waitress who has been there for like 25 years, some biker chick, some girl that was just singing Karaoke and didn't get off stage and some drunk fat guy. Well needless to say at 18 years old I won hands down. It was then that I realized that I really had something special. Well I went home that night and turned on BET Uncut.........you know the almost porn music videos on late at night........well I just watched like 5 of those videos and I figured I could do it. The following Wednesday after much discussion with my new friends from the bar, Rocco, Harley, Charlie, and Vince (all Iron Coffins), I came up here for Amateur Night and I was hooked.
It was the first time I ever won anything and the attention along with the $50 I won gave me a high like never before. Ricky the manager said I could be a big star just from the looks of him I knew he was right. I mean who wouldn't trust a guy with slicked back hair and more gold chains than Mr. T. You don't get all that not being able to recognize true talent.
TO: So after you got hired, then what?
SS: Well after I got hired I spent the next 3 weeks trying to build my client base and avoid fights with the other girls in the dressing room.
TO: Client base?
SS: Ohhh yeah for sure, I like to think of myself as someone similar to a finance person, which is why I planned on enrolling in college for finance. I was the highest grossing dancer by my second month. I had all the regulars, and was actually starting to get my name out their on the Bachelor Party circuit.
TO: Bachelor Party circuit?
SS: Ohhh yeah for sure, its very cutthroat out there, you have to be at the top of your game to not only make it but to stay on it. Trust me one drunk bachelor and his 10 free loading friends are very picky, they only want the hottest girls to embarrass their friend and scam the group out of all their money.
Plus I had so many offers from these guys, it was awesome. One guy offered to buy me Lexus, another offered to take me to Hawaii, and one even said he would marry me right there on the spot. I couldn't believe it, I mean he had only known me for like 2 songs, it was a 2 for 1 special, but I think he thought I cut him a deal.....He he he he he.
TO: So where did the college part come into play?
SS: Well once I had all this money I figured I better know how to save it and spend it, I mean you can only buy so many G-Strings and clear heels, after a while you need to save for important things, like spinning rims for my neon, a new Louis Vuitton purse that one of my customers said he could get me really cheap or even something like my own pole to practice at home, which really could be a tax write off since it's for my business. So I was looking at the UT catalog one day in between sets and..........................................................................
Just then a voice boomed over the speakers
"Gentleman next on the main stage, put your hands together for Sinderellllllllllllaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!"
To Be Continued.........
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