Monday, April 6, 2009

Showcase Cinemas Offer Stimulus Package


Maumee, OH: Movie patron Alex Ducard took full advantage on Friday night of upgrading his soda for just a quarter more when seeing Monsters vs Aliens this past weekend.

“I felt that finally the theater is giving back,I nearly doubled the size of my drink for a mere fraction of the cost.” said Mr. Ducard


Melissa Whitney, a Showcase Cinemas employee, stated that it was company policy to make the offer but insists that it still feels good to be able to help out.

“I know the drinks are mostly ice and they cost the same price as a twelve pack but I know that the customer is going to be happy with the decision in the end.”

According to Economist Dr. Albert McClure the amount of time you spend in the restroom after drinking the entire 87 ounce cup of soda actually puts you at a loss for the amount of movie you have missed. When informed of Dr. McClures analysis, Brian Gurzynski of Showcase Cinemas said the popular theatre chain does have a plans to introduce a new "Catheter and Bag" combo.

This device is scheduled for release in Winter of 2010, moviegoers will be able to purchase the device at the same counter as the rest of the snacks. Patrons are encouraged to simply remove the catheter following the movie and leave the tube and the bag on the floor for theatre staff to dispose of.

Mr. Ducard was excited to hear the news of the catheter and bag combo and stated he has a new found respect for the movie theatre industry.

"after years of inflated ticket prices, over charging for stale popcorn, flat soda and melted chocolate treats, it's nice to see companies like Showcase coming back around the the consumers side" said Mr. Ducard

When ask if he had any additional ideas Mr. Ducard offered:
"perhaps they could validate bus tickets or have some special kind of "movie bus pass" thing, I love coming to the movies, it's an escape from reality, however ever since the release of "The Dark Knight" I have not been able to make a car payment. It's amazing how far one night at the movies can set you back"


-Reg Hanson

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