Toledo, OH, UT Campus: The Student Health Center at The University of Toledo has recently reported that Jennifer Franklin a Pre-Med Major and member of Delta Delta Delta may have contracted swine flu while on vacation in Cancun, Mexico. It was reported that Ms. Franklin returned from vacation and felt fine but recently has had an upset stomach, running nose, a fever and "itching". Ms. Franklin reportedly had no contact with any swine or animals while on vacation and in fact consumed so much alcohol in one week that any possible virus would have been killed almost immediatley. Despite these factors Ms. Franklin is convinced it's Swine Flu.
"She like totally has it, I would know I'm in Bio 103, she has like a running nose and stuff and she like has been really sick at breakfast and um she like........ don't tell anyone but it burns when she pees" said Becky Dynex
Ms. Franklin is still waiting for the final results of her Swine Flu test to come back but it has been reported that she attended Ladies Night at Chasers last Wednesday and was seen doing the Walk of Shame Thursday morning across the parking lot of Rocket Hall.
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